Brian Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £10.50/min (charges may vary depending on your Provider). My wife and I both had words, but I didn't get to use mine. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. Wife to husband: You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. Husband to wife: I didn't expect to live this long! As I grow older.... My mind doesn't just wander... Sometimes it buggers off completely. As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Isn't it weird that in Britain our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t. sparky, fisherman1055, iansimpson63 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £10.50/min (charges may vary depending on your Provider). My wife and I both had words, but I didn't get to use mine. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. Wife to husband: You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. Husband to wife: I didn't expect to live this long! As I grow older.... My mind doesn't just wander... Sometimes it buggers off completely. As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Isn't it weird that in Britain our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t. That last sentence says it all about Britain !!! 2006holmwood, jerry.shutter and Gummage 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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