Tarlach. Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Soutampton FC have had to turn down a lucrative shirt sponsorship deal from a pet food company. The contract would have been worth a lot of money but the manager decided that having his players running around wearing shirts saying 'Winalot' would be taking the piss. I'll tell you what I really hate about my new Thai bride. She keeps leaving the toilet seat up Just found out my uncle has left me a stately home in his will. I have no idea where Sod Hall is, I'm just off to Google it now I got a new job with the Samaritans last week. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it! If I was a plastic surgeon... I would definitely put a squeaky toy in every breast implant. When my wife suggested we try playing doctors and nurses. I was really hoping for something sexier than being left in a corridor for two days! I said to my wife over breakfast "Were you faking it last night?" She said "No, I really was asleep!" After my prostate examination the doctor left, then the nurse came in & whispered 3 words that no man wants to hear "who was that?" Virus-free. www.avg.com Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Leicester Fisheagle, Jim, sparky and 4 others 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reel Wizzard Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Very good 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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