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Tarlach.

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Tarlach. last won the day on November 19

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About Tarlach.

  • Rank
    Shark Chaser
  • Birthday 07/17/1973

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    http://www.braesidepropertyservices.co.uk

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Southampton
  • Interests
    Fishing, more fishing, family, football (Southampton fc) oh yeah did I mention fishing ??
  • Boat Name
    Tarlach
  • MMSI
    232011600

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  1. Tarlach.

    Recliner sale

    Note to self ...... MUST TRY HARDER !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  2. Tarlach.

    Recliner sale

    I read in the local rag that B&Q were having a sale on Council Recliners. I got curious about this item, never heard of a 'Council Recliner', so I went to B&Q to find out what these things were ... Guess what? I've had one in the shed for years! Just hadn't figured out how to use it properly Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  3. Tarlach.

    Club Wooly Hats part 2

    Hats received today Steve. Thanks [emoji1303] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  4. Tarlach.

    Club Wooly Hats part 2

    Hi Steve Will my hats be landing this week ? Neil Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  5. Tarlach.

    Club Cod Comp November 17th.

    That trace... didn’t have some orange leader attached to it did it Chris ? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  6. Tarlach.

    Photo of the Month November

    Time for home, no cod but a great day to raid your waters !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Club Cod Comp November 17th.

    No cod on Tarlach Too[emoji53] Plenty of conger upto 30lb. A thornie A pout And a 4lb bass ! Good to see and hear a few club boats out !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Club Cod Comp November 17th.

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    Club Cod Comp November 17th.

    There may be too many boats out there to drift fish !! The best Sunday for what seems like a year ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Club Cod Comp November 17th.

    Madness - Dean - Jim - Martin Reel Magic- Dave- Mick Serenity - Tony - Ian Tigerfish - Steve, Alun Illusion.Bob ,Tom. Tarlach Too - Neil and Leo Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  11. Tarlach.

    The building permit

    Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it green with pink trim. Then I was gonna hire some idiot to stand on top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could three or four times a day. The City Council told me; Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque." Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt! I love this country. It's the government that scares me. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  12. Tarlach.

    Trump and the devil

    Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him . " I don't know what to do " says the Devil ." You're on my list but I have no room for you . But you definitely have to stay here , so I'll tell you what I'm going to do . I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you . I'll let one of them go , but you have to take their place . I'll even let YOU decide who leaves ." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed . The Devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over , such was his fate in Hell. "No !" Trump said . " I don't think so . I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long ." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks . All he did was swing that hammer , time after time after time . "No ! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day ! " commented Trump . The devil opened a third door. In it , Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky , doing what she does best . Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, “Yeah, I can handle this." The Devil smiled and said, “Monica, you're free to go Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  13. Tarlach.

    Chortle chortle

    And you say mine are bad [emoji849] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Chortle chortle

    A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827". Then he realizes that the music is Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backwards. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backwards. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. By the next day the word has spread, and a crowd has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "I would have thought it was obvious," the caretaker says. ” He’s decomposing!” [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  15. Tarlach.

    Marine protection areas

    This may be worth a look and comments to help the cause !! https://www.mcsuk.org/campaigns/hpma-home?pk_campaign=20191015_HPMA&pk_source=enews&utm_source=marine%20conservation%20society%20&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=10965166_HPMA%20Campaign&utm_content=Button%201&dm_i=104K,6J0RY,U21L2R,PXP6G,1#take_action Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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