Tomo Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Admit it ....even if its to yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Flipping heck Tomo your a brave man... What number wife are you on????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 (edited) Tomo it would also be a big bonus if she had Worms.!!! OH NO now Im in trouble. DISCLAIMER To all the beautifull and lovely wifes and girlfriends out there.Please do not be offended we love you all really.It was only a feeble attempt to be funny,brought on in a moment of weakness,driven by a warped and odd sense of humour only possesed by fishermen.........Tomo made me say it. WHAT..a pair of Gucci shoes and handbag???yes dear Im going fishing Edited June 15, 2011 by johnnyb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Flipping heck Tomo your a brave man... What number wife are you on????? Well..........I've got 3 Boats.................. Tomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Well Im on me second wife but still got me first boat . does that say something about me?? Id better keep stomp or Ill be in more trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Well Im on me second wife but still got me first boat . does that say something about me?? Id better keep stomp or Ill be in more trouble 2nd wife???? Didn't you learn first time round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay kay Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Well Im on me second wife but still got me first boat . does that say something about me?? Id better keep stomp or Ill be in more trouble 2nd wife???? Didn't you learn first time round? Or your silly to of paid up for your Divorce because you could of afforded a new Boat! Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 yes your right there.Boats are expensive but X wives are MORE expensive.. We shared the house. She got the inside and I got the outside If you aint got a sense of humour youd go mad...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 We shared the house. She got the inside and I got the outside If you aint got a sense of humour youd go mad...... That actually made me smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 yes your right there.Boats are expensive but X wives are MORE expensive.. We shared the house. She got the inside and I got the outside If you aint got a sense of humour youd go mad...... At Last ! Something that I score more at ! ! That'll be 2 ex-wives to Me then . Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Jim your the champion.I aint going through that sh** again. It left me with Bagage..Now I hate solicitors I could have bought a nice boat with what I gave them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ospreyman Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 well perhaps this is the way to do it one wife, silver anni last year, left her on first date at 3am as had to go sailing in the morning 3 fishing boats, had 5 racing dinghies at once at one point and owned god knows how many with 3 or 4 new builds and brought our first house because it had a double garage for the boats and our current house because it had the space to park them, sadly only got 2 boats now greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 you sound like you have one in a million there Greg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ospreyman Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 you sound like you have one in a million there Greg. didnt mention that she cant cook tho and i have to do most of it! , swings and roundabouts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ospreyman Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 you sound like you have one in a million there Greg. didnt mention that she cant cook tho and i have to do most of it! , swings and roundabouts or that she walked over 100 miles this week in the peaks and is now asleep on the sofa having had a good feed up to recover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 (edited) Greg she sounds like a diamond to me. Just like mine Crawl...creep.... Can I go fishing??? Edited June 17, 2011 by johnnyb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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