Newboy Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. Didn't see your sign." It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a moving van in our driveway. My neighbour comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign." A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big net full of Flounder and this idiot on the ramp goes, "Hey, you catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign." I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it". Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my car into a gas station. The attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled up on me. Here's your sign." We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "$hit, that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know it, I misjudged the height of a bridge. Should've been wearing a sign I guess. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning. Ok. No problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign... until he asked "So. Is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "No. I'm delivering a bridge... Here's your sign." I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign." Anybody you know need a sign today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 i know some people at school who are like that sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob F Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 I think I'll order my sign now!! Nice one Kam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newboy Posted May 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Don't thank me, thank the millions of spam and useless emails flying across the internet everyday that people forward as a matter of habit......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Kam.please don't foreward any to me..or you'l get your sign....jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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