Maverick Martin Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 A sailor and a pirate are in a bar recounting their adventures at sea. Seeing the pirate’s peg-leg, hook, and eye patch the sailor asks: “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” The pirate replies: “We were caught in a huge storm and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as me crew were pullin’ me out a school of sharks appeared and one of ’em bit me leg off.” “Blimey!” said the sailor . “And how’d you get the hook?” “Arrrr…”, mused the old salt, “I got into a fight over a woman in a bar, and me hand got chopped off.” “Blimey!” remarked the sailor. “And how about the eye patch?” “Oh that,” said the pirate, looking embarrassed. A seagull droppin’ fell into me eye.” “You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” the questioner asked incredulously. “Well…” said the old sea dog, ” it was me first day with the hook.” Tarlach., sparky, Jim and 5 others 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted March 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Don't blame me Brian started it Brian, sparky, 2006holmwood and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Aaaaaahhh..........cabin fever !!! Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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