Duncan F (bathclaret) Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Old Sailors An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages the services of a "local girl" and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?? ' The girl replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots ' 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean??' She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gaffa Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 or One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sheer nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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