Gnasher Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 3 dogs at the vet. 1st dog looks at the 2nd and asks "so y are u here then?" he looks back and replies "i ate my owners sausage roll and am here to be put down" the 2nd dog then asks the 1st dog "so y are u here then?" "im here coz I peed on the kitchen floor and am here to be put down aswel" 1st dog then turns to the 3rd dog and asks what he is in for. 3rd dog looks back and replies "well im in here because i was watching my sexy blonde owner bent over doing the hoovering so i sneeked up and proceeded to do what dogs do best and dry hump her" 1st dog says "I cant beleave shes brought u in to be put down for that" 3rd dog replies "who said anything about being put down? Im only in here coz she says I need to get my claws trimmed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swainiac Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Hehe......I wonder how long this one will stay on here before the mighty Admin axe falls! Very good........ Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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