Gnasher Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Hey, Im Claire, Dans wife, a few of MY JOKES for you SADDO'S who need to get a life, hehe 1. Why are men like tights? A. Because they either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch. 2. What single thing did God do right when he created man? A. He created women to explain the difference between his black and navy blue socks. 3.What do you call a man who keeps rabbits up his bum? A. Warren Botty. 4. An angler walks into a fish shop carrying a large salmon, " Do you make fish cakes? " he asks. " Yes " comes the reply. " Well ", he says pointimg to the salmon. " Can you make one for him as its his birthday next Saturday. " Bye I hope you all take my advice and make sure you dont neglect your lonely partners. Claire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnasher Posted March 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Sorrys lads Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam F Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Its OK! - Balances things out a little....Rach keeps threatening to register! Anyway the jokes couldnt have been worse than Jack's!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob F Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Funniest thing that's been on 'ere. I can just see Dan's face when he saw the post. A classic!!! Nice one Claire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that's_a_biggin Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 hey danny... what's claire doing on here..you wanta check her out ..either her chains broke or you got the computer too close to the kitchen sink ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Look Claire,it's bad enough that you take the same attitude as my wife, re. us saddo's. But when you come on here telling better jokes than us "specialists",its about time your old man put his foot down....Keep it up {albeit grudgingly ]..Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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