Gnasher Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 A Prawn goes into a club.......and pulls a muscle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Welcome to that very select group Dan !. I will say no more. Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 a man walks into a bar........ ouch sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Sam,that puts you strait in the "special" group too. jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnasher Posted March 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 A man says to a horse, "why the long face" Thanks for the acceptance Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam F Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Works better out aloud... Man walks into a bar with a giraffe on a lead. He orders a pint and the giraffe curls up infront of the fire and falls asleep... Bartender: 'Are you going to leave that lying there? Man: Its not a lion, its a giraffe! ....Ill get me coat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Policeman finds a lad crying," what's up son ?". " i've lost my dad" ,, replies the boy."What's he like?", asks the officer..."Beer and Fishing! ".......Well you lot started it !!!!!Have decided there is no point to a rotten joke section,at this rate there will be more IN than OUT. Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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