reg Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair. and loves to charge around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridor. Because she and her fellow residents are one sandwhich short of a picnic they all tolerate each other. One day ethel was speeding up the corridor when a door opened and weird william stepped out of his room with his arms outstreched . STOP he said in firm voice. Have you got a licence for that thing"" Ethel fished around and pulled out a kitkat wrapper and held it up to him. OK" he said and Ethel speed down the hall As she took the corner near the tv lounge on one wheel when bonkers brian jumped out in front of her and shouted STOP" Have you got proof of insurance?? Ethel dug into her handbag and pulled out a beer coaster. Brian nodded and said carry on ma'am As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door. mad mike stepped out in front of of her stark naked holding a very sizable [for his age] erection in his hand Oh NO'" said Ethel "" not the breathalyser again"" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMac Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Brilliant!! Wife nearly wet herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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