bootlegger Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Man goes into a pub with a newt on his shoulder. Barman espies the newt and asks the man, "What's that on your shoulder ?" "That's Tiny" the man replies "Why do call it Tiny?", queried the Barman "Because he's my newt." Q Why are Pirates called Pirate ? A They just AAARRRRGGGHHH A priest, a vicar and a Rabbi are playing poker for big stakes in their local when it gets raided by the Old Bill. All three are nicked and are arraigned for trial. The Judge wishing to take a lenient view on the three religious types firstly asks the vicar "Well reverend, were you gambling ?" "I swear on a stack of bibles a mile high I was not gambling" the vicar replied "Very well you may leave acquitted" the judge turns to the priest, "Now then father, were you gambling?" "I swear on a stack of bibles a mile high I was not gambling" he replied "Very well, you are also acquitted and may leave the dock." The judge then turns to the Rabbi, "Now then Rabbi, tell me the truth, were you gambling ?" The Rabbi looked the judge in the eye and replied, "Who with ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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