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Talking Frog


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An old guy was fishing from his boat in Poole harbour. He heard a voice saying "Lift me out!" . He looked into the water and saw a frog swimming by the boat. "Lift me out!" said the frog in a somewhat impatient manner. So he did.

"Listen" said the frog, "If you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful young woman, and I'll pleasure you in any way you want". The old man slipped the frog into his pocket.

"Wait" screamed the frog, "don't you want a beautiful woman?"

 

"Nah" said the old man, "At my age I'd rather have a talking frog"

 

Mad Mike

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