jack Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Three blokes sat in thier boat fishing.one sees a bottle floating past ,so grabs it.A big flash and out pops a genie." thank you oh masters" he said ,I will grant you one wish each.Bloke one says,"I have had a terrible back for years,could you cure it ?" At once the Genie places his hands on the bloke's back and he is cured.Bloke two say's" I have had to wear glasses with these huge pebble lenses since I was a little kid,could you help ?" The Genie puts one finger on each of the blokes eyes and he can see perfectly again.The Genie turns to bloke three ,who cringes away into the back of the boat saying,"Just keep your ruddy hands to yourself,I have been drawing total disability pension since 1998,and theres no way I am giving up my fishing". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 thats good sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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