What Would You Do?

[Coddy]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

 

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

 

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

 

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

 

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

 

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure; it's a great house."

 

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

 

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably; it is almost new."

 

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

 

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

 

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

 

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit"

 

 

 

Coddy

 

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