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#1 Brian

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 01:47 PM

Such an unfair world:-
When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its £10.50/min (charges may vary depending on your Provider).

My wife and I both had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.  As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Wife to husband:  You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.
Husband to wife:  I didn't expect to live this long!

As I grow older.... My mind doesn't just wander... Sometimes it buggers off completely.

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Isn't it weird that in Britain our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t.
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#2 sparky

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 02:09 PM

Such an unfair world:-
When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its £10.50/min (charges may vary depending on your Provider).

My wife and I both had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.  As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Wife to husband:  You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.
Husband to wife:  I didn't expect to live this long!

As I grow older.... My mind doesn't just wander... Sometimes it buggers off completely.

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Isn't it weird that in Britain our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t.

That last sentence says it all about Britain !!!


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#3 Gummage

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 10:25 PM

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#4 Gummage

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 10:27 PM

ealed.
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