Jim Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Helvetica walks into a bar, the barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve your type” What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror? Halloumi I saw an old friend the other day, he was dressed as a mime artist. I thought “He’s kept that quiet!” I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, but it’s terrible! I painted my wife twice in cheese. Double Gloucester! What do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador Ah well. Soon be Christmas. Jim sparky, 2006holmwood, Stuie and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 You really did miss the flounder comp. Jim!😁 Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 I see you’ve been at the Christmas crackers already Jim 😧 Brian and Jim 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted December 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 A bloke at work sent them to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Fisheagle Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Been on the Christmas Sherry already? Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lofty Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 The Grand Old Duke of York, he Had 10,000 men, a Shit sense of Direction and no Leadership qualities.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk fisherman1055, Jim and gaffa 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted December 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 Sounds like MANAGEMENT material! gaffa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherman1055 Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 23 hours ago, Tiddler said: A bloke at work sent them to me. Send them back! Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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