The building permit

[Tarlach.]

 

 

 

 

Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.

 

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

 

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it green with pink trim. Then I was gonna hire some idiot to stand on top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could three or four times a day.

 

The City Council told me; Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!

 

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."

 

Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt!

 

 

 

I love this country. It's the government that scares me.

 

 

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[Colin-58]

Dont  tell me , when we come to visit we will have to worship the great all mighty  C  O  D !

[sparky]

1 hour ago, Tarlach. said:

 

 

 

 

 

Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.

 

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

 

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it green with pink trim. Then I was gonna hire some idiot to stand on top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could three or four times a day.

 

The City Council told me; Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!

 

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."

 

Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt!

 

 

 

I love this country. It's the government that scares me.

 

 

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So true.