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Tarlach.

I’ll get my coat part 2..

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So I had this friend struggling with an unusual but serious addiction problem. He was absolutely OBSESSED with tractors. It started off fairly low key, just a bedroom covered in posters of tractors, models on the shelves etc.

 

Eventually it escalated to the point where he was arrested for trespassing onto a farmers land and taking said farmer's tractor for a joyride around the fields.

 

A year or so later after a lot of therapy and help from supporting friends, we're on holiday and celebrating his 6th month clean of this addiction in a local bar.... Now I return from the gents and this guy is standing on the table and very deliberately breathing in and exhaling the fog of cigarette smoke hanging above us. I look up at him and ask 'Mate, what are you doing?'

 

He looks back at me completely deadpan and says

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'I'm an extractor fan'

 

 

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