Tarlach. Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 So I had this friend struggling with an unusual but serious addiction problem. He was absolutely OBSESSED with tractors. It started off fairly low key, just a bedroom covered in posters of tractors, models on the shelves etc. Eventually it escalated to the point where he was arrested for trespassing onto a farmers land and taking said farmer's tractor for a joyride around the fields. A year or so later after a lot of therapy and help from supporting friends, we're on holiday and celebrating his 6th month clean of this addiction in a local bar.... Now I return from the gents and this guy is standing on the table and very deliberately breathing in and exhaling the fog of cigarette smoke hanging above us. I look up at him and ask 'Mate, what are you doing?' He looks back at me completely deadpan and says ........... 'I'm an extractor fan' Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Colin-58 and Jim 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 fisherman1055 and Jim 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher 126 Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 I hope we haven’t got a week of these jokes when we are in Norway Neil? 😩😩 Hopefully the fishing will wear you out!! 👍👍 Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarlach. Posted August 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Lol don’t worry I can never remember jokes. Only able to copy and paste !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 You'll get splinters in your fingers. Scraping the bottom of the barrel like that ! Tarlach., Kingfisher 126 and fisherman1055 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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