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Brian

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  1. Poole Bridge

    I've been told it's open !!!!!! (Probably break down tomorrow)
  2. MegaByte

    Now that Diane has retired and wants to come out on the boat, I'm thinking about selling MegaByte and buying something with a bit more shelter. Maybe an Arvor 18 or a Quicksilver.
  3. MegaByte

    Very nice, a bit over budget.
  4. Saltwater Boat Angling

    I see we're on page 7 of the February issue.
  5. Calendar

    Oli I think that would be good, I've had a couple of other members say they couldn't find it.
  6. Calendar

    I found it under. <Home Page>, <PBSBAC>.>Calendar>
  7. A new project named Blah ( could get messy)

    Looks like a Pilot International 590.
  8. Bob Horne Memorial Flounder comp

    Doesn't look very inviting.
  9. Bob Horne Memorial Flounder comp

    MegaByte - Brian, Keith G Serenity : Tony : Stuie Madness - Martin - Dean - +1 other Reel Bizzy - Dave Evans - Kev Couzens- maybe Jacob Givans
  10. Club Members at Cobbs.

    In the MoD, you'd be surprised how many empty boxes were paid for before 31st March, with the goods arriving a couple of months later.
  11. Club Members at Cobbs.

    Blandford Road Southbound from Borough Boundary (Near end Sandy Lane) to Inglesham Way. 2nd Jan to 13th Jan Holes Bay Road at the Sterte Avenue West Junction. 2nd Jan to 2nd March. A35, Upton By-Pass 14th Jan to 18th April. The council appear to go for maximum disruption.
  12. Bob Horne Memorial Flounder comp

    MegaByte - Brian, TBD
  13. Birthday greetings Tony & George

    Happy birthday to both of you.
  14. FOR SALE: FURUNO RADAR.

    Radar Price reduced to £250.
  15. Tilt Trim

    What engine is it?
  16. Tilt Trim

    Fingers crossed then.
  17. Tilt Trim

    Can you hear the motor run? Mine packed up half way up and wouldn't go up or down, the motor was running, it was low on hydraulic oil. I stripped it and replaced a faulty O'Ring and it's as good as new now.
  18. Tilt Trim

    What's wrong with your existing trim and tilt?
  19. I've been doing my bit for conservation for years.
  20. Short stories

    A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new young doctor told her to bring a lislt of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. Looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you - there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out, patted the young doctor's knee and said, "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night." You gotta love Grandmas! **************** A man was riding on a full bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on, kid, make up your mind, I was supposed to get off four stops ago!" ****************** Students in an advanced biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of mother's milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground that the cat can't get it. .....He got an A. ************************* An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wana you lissina me. I wana you to take-a my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home, and maybe a couple of bambinos Then one-a day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then- pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up'? " ************** A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turned around and said, "Geez, lady, why don't you tell the kid the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes got wide and he asked, "Is that true, Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answered,"Yes." After a few minutes the kid asked, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She replied, "Most of them become taxi drivers." ************************* An elderly, but hardy, cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 11 children, 30 grandchildren, 41 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren..... and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be. ****************
  21. Bob Horne Memorial Flounder comp

    1. MegaByte - Brian, Keith G 2.
  22. Latest press release

    Saltwater Boat Angling, December, page 7.
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