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Brian

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About Brian

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    Membership Secretary & Club Treasurer
  • Birthday 01/31/1948

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Upton, Poole
  • Interests
    Fishing, Shooting
  • Boat Name
    MegaByte
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  1. Brian

    Granddad

  2. Brian

    Don't underestimate a woman

    A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police." Some years ago Adam ate the apple.
  3. Brian

    First the Apple........

    A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police." Some years ago Adam ate the apple.
  4. Brian

    Women drivers

    A lot of women actually turn into good drivers. So, if you're a good driver, watch out for women turning.
  5. Brian

    Peace in the kitchen

    batteries.
  6. Brian

    Secure Load

  7. Brian

    Sony Speakers

    Hi Charlie They're all yours. Do you want to collect or I can bring them to the committee meeting next Wednesday.
  8. Brian

    Elton John lookalike !!

  9. Brian

    The World Cup

  10. Brian

    Flatfish Competition

    Ray comp is 16th Sept.
  11. Brian

    Happy Birthday Charlie

    Happy birthday
  12. Brian

    Sony Speakers

    A pair of Sony Speakers. Removable fronts. Yours for a donation to HOW.
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