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Tarlach. last won the day on August 5

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About Tarlach.

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  • Birthday 07/17/1973

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    Fishing, more fishing, family, football (Southampton fc) oh yeah did I mention fishing ??
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  1. Tarlach.

    Bass Competition

    Every hook moves about surely ? A barb only prevents the hook from exiting the flesh or skin of a fishes mouth. It doesn’t stop the rest of the bend and shank moving around ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    A new project named Blah ( could get messy)

    My thought firstly is if you didn’t have bad luck you wouldn’t have any. Well done for keeping it calm and making it back safely !! If the window is that flymsy then maybe nuts and bolts is the way forward. Do you think the window was original material or maybe an aftermarket type that was too flexi and flexed out of the rubber ?? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    One chance to fix our fisheries

    Me too Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    No sex since 1955

    A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex? "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Condom on a plane

    A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted. Rear toilet? He suggests. Five minutes, she agrees and goes off. He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. Right, get that condom on, she says. Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure. But a sharp eyed stewardess has noticed them, and realized what they are up to, So, she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system. "To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector." And what were you thinking? I worry about you sometimes! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    A new project named Blah ( could get messy)

    Nice one Hooky, well pleased for you! Enjoy![emoji1303] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    A new project named Blah ( could get messy)

    The weekend is looking promising and smaller tides. I hope all works out for you as you deserve a bit of luck, and maybe a fish ?? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Post Near Miss at Anchor

    Can’t be that hard for the relevant authorities to email all local marinas and request they print out a statement of safety, then post to all their mooring holders as a request to be mindful of boats at anchor ! If your going to draw up a petition Mal I’ll sign it ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    From the mouths of babes.

    A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It's on the left." The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday I'll show you how to get to Heaven." The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're kidding me, right? You can't even find the Post Office." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Near miss whilst at Anchor off Southbourne.

    It’s not only large sailing boats. I was at anchor near the east bramble bouy on Saturday and got plagued by 14-15ft dingys. I have my anchor bouy out and 3 rods and they still persisted to come within 2 meters of the boat. I know it’s not as scary as a big gin palace bearing down on you but it was annoying all the same. Yes they were racing but, they could have used just another 5 meters of water to sail through instead. WAFI’s (lots not all) seem to think they have a god given right to the square meterage I’m anchored in!! [emoji849] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Newbie from Swanage

    Hi Nick You have chosen wisely and won’t be disappointed ! There are some very knowledgable and friendly members here, just ready to have their brains picked !! Neil Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Happy Birthday Neil & Alan

    Thank you for the best wishes, a lovely afternoon was had with family and the bbq! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Shakedown trip tomorrow

    Good luck tomorrow, hope all goes to plan. That’s a very interesting looking boat btw, is it a finnmaster ? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Tiddler out again.

    Very cunning .... I like your style Jim!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Tiddler out again.

    Lovely report Jim, sounds like you had a good afternoon. Well done for taking one for the team and doing the ikea trip. It’s all about give and take eh !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk