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Tarlach. last won the day on December 8

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About Tarlach.

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  • Birthday 07/17/1973

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    Fishing, more fishing, family, football (Southampton fc) oh yeah did I mention fishing ??
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  1. Tarlach.

    Teresa May and the holly grail

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    Not going out !

    It certainly felt strange and we were hopeful it was a green back Charlie! But no.....[emoji3525] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Not going out !

    I managed a trip out to the Nab tower today on an associates boat from Gosport. We had 15 or so conger the heaviest around 50lb, loads of dogs and two whiting. NO COD. Steve has a double hook up on his Pennel rig, very strange to see this coming to the surface ...... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Not going out !

    Maybe if you’d followed him his wake would have smoothed it slightly, allowing you a free passage through ?? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    The trucker and the emu

    An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays. The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke.' The emu says, ' Sounds great, I'll have the same.' Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,'says the man.. ' Same for me,' says the emu. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me mate, How do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?' 'Well, love' says the truckie, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!' 'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.' says the man. Still curious the waitress asks, 'What's with the bloody emu?' The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse and long legs, who agrees with everything I say. FREE Animations for your email Click Here! Virus-free. www.avast.com Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Web designer

    Thank you Dave ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Very funny / hope it is ok

    Lol lol lol [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Web designer

    Hi Are there any web designers that are club members ? My site needs some work. I’m after some advice and prices etc. Any recommendations if no club members cover this area ?? Neil Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Message sent ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Do they have to be for a certain make and model plotter ? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith" The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    The son in law

    A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk. "So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man. "I am a biblical scholar," he replied. "A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?" "I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us." "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us." "And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé. The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide. Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?" The father answered, "He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Outboard ( around 80 to 120) long shaft

    Take a look at this on eBay also 362498033321 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Is the Bridge saying something?

    Yeah costs a bloody fortune to cross though in a year !! Was supposed to be free when it had paid for its self ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Outboard ( around 80 to 120) long shaft

    I’d have this over an etec, Yamaha make excellent engines. If you could get this for £4K I think that would be a good purchase !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk