Tiddler

Happy Birthday Kam Hope you've had a good one. Jim

Ooooo yeah ! Silly old Sausage ! ! If I had some dosh I'd retire today ! Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket. They're a waste of time too. More chance of getting a pay rise than winning on them and not had a pay rise for years. Oh yesssssssss . . . . . . I'm just lucky to have a job. More work ? Gawd bless ya Guv'nor you're a real gent and no mistake ! That sort of thing.

It's Old Codger slavery now Neil. Did you know it's all MY fault for living too long ! Not the sponging devils that never have, and never will work.

Oh Neil ! That made me Laugh.

Not allowed to ask them to help around the house. It's against their human rights !

Talking to a Spanish guy at work: He says he always takes a couple of stink bombs to concerts and shows. If the mobile phones keep coming up he lets one go! He says it works very well

I managed to view it this morning Steve ? ? As far as I know . . .I'm not on the committee. Don't know who else can see it. Jim

Nice one Lofty

Cheers Mick. We got 2 people came down and took some seats next to us at half time. They said it was empty and there was no atmosphere upstairs. I broke wind and provided some atmosphere. They went and stood at the back so she could dance. She managed to kick his beer over too. I think maybe they'd had a couple of sherberts Yeah it was a good enough show and I did have a good birthday. I'm still struggling to get my head around being 65 though !

Superb ! I'm proud to be a part of this great club.

Thanks all for the Birthday wishes. DIY all day again except for an hour off to go to Aldi. My Brother came over & polished Tiddler for me. Went to the Lighthouse last night to watch a Mowtown show. Sat in bad seats and the music sounded awful. Spent most of the first half looking at mobile phone screens of the %$£$%&*&^ in front of me. Changed seats at ½ time and the sound was much better and far less mobile phones so good result there. Brother & Sister in law bought me 6 x 4 cans of assorted beer ( I'll find a use for them later ) Didn't get any cake though. Thanks again all for the B_Day wishes. Young Jim

Bu**er ! I ordered a smaller one when I realized what I'd done. I'm too late to cancel as it's been shipped. If you want to get rid and no one else wants it I'll take as a spare Terry cos that's just what i need. I expect someone else will want it though. Thanks. Jim

This is the one: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Manual-Hand-Winch-600lbs-Boat-Trailer-Caravan-6m-19ft-Strap-Marine-Puller-FU/254169289928?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649 600lbs

Hello all, I hastily ordered this trailer winch in my lunch break. It's too big for my little Tiddler! I don't see the point in paying postage to send it back. I paid £24 If it's any use to anyone . . . . Make me an offer. Jim

Nice one Kam